University Students

Things that you should know because you’re a university student:

1. Doesn’t matter at what hour is the first lecture in the morning, you will sleep on it; 

2. You will change completely and you will not even notice; 

3. You’ll realize that you can love many people in different ways; 

4. University students do play with paper plains during the lectures; 

5. You will met some teachers on the examination day; 

6. Each clock have a different hour; 

7. If you were intelligent in high school… the intelligence should had stayed there; 

8. Doesn’t matter everything you have promised on the previous year, you will go to the party’s even when they are on the night before the exam; 

9. You can know all the course material and fail the exam; 

10. You can know nothing at all and pass the exam; 

11. Your flat is the last place to visit; 

12. The major part of the knowledge that you will learn, you will get it from outside of the lectures; 

13. If you never drank before, you will; 

14. If you never smoked before, you will; 

15. If you never get laid before, you will; 

16. If you never do this during your university time, you will never do it, unless you get to university again; 

17. You will became one of those persons your parents told you to be with; 

18. The truth is that Psychology is Biology; 

19. Biology is Chemistry; 

20. Chemistry is Physics; 

21. Physics is Mathematic; 

22. And Mathematic is still the same shit; 

22. When you finish your degree you will know nothing concrete and you will be thinking that you’re not prepared for your possible future job; 

23. You will discover that depression, loneliness and sadness are not things from people that don’t have nothing to do; 

24. You will promise that on the next year you will study more, be more focused on the lectures and that you will not go to so many parties, but you will do exactly the opposite; 

25. You will see that get a zero on an exam is possible; 

26. The most rewarding things in university are the friend’s that you have; 

27. You will be anxiously looking forward to finish the university; 

28. And when you had finished your university studies, you will realize that those were the best days of your life.

Cheers